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Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML


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On 08/20/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Solihull)

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I know exactly what you mean.

#1 - On 08/20/2011 at 8:06pm by Big_Daddy_Joe

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yes, OP, that happens...unfortunately, we tend to be unaware about how our face looks atm, and ppl just ask if you're pissed or if something is wrong when you are feeling is pretty annoying.

#2 - On 08/20/2011 at 8:06pm by emo_devon

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