Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29800) - you deserved it (6257)
On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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enjoy it, that's the most action you'll ever get.
#1 - On 08/20/2011 at 5:46pm by Grimmerie
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That's the best kind of $50.
#2 - On 08/20/2011 at 5:46pm by Kayokku
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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