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Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24495) - you deserved it (3462)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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what did you expect theyre seniors

#4 - On 08/20/2011 at 10:21am by ilikepie789

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Hahahahha. Thts great. They must be really smart

#2 - On 08/20/2011 at 10:20am by dropdead16

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