Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
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Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
that's assault, i hope you wrote down their license plate.
whyme203 15
Dude that sucks. I work in fast food too and know how horrible people can be.
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Comments (63)
sara_saturday 5
worker's comp?
Ryanmatuszak 5
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Iamnotmyself 17
-7 "ha"
KiddNYC1O 20
How is one "ha" better than fifty?
blitz426 0
what flavor coffee?
Saltime 0
52, less is more when you use Charmin.
ncolby7 0
I'm missunderstanding the part that makes them dicks...
Iamnotmyself 17
-7 I like the part he said "ha"
Tektite 14
Serves you right for working at McDonalds..
omgcookeys 15
Why do drive through people get abused so often?! Everyone that pulls those stunts, are dicks.
sparklecherry 4
You're a douchebag 132.
piedpiper303 29
132, you obviously like McDonald's seeing how you say you live there. Oh, and those shorts don't make your ass look nice. They make you look even fatter than you already are. Pull them up fatty, no one wants to see your crack.
teentee401 36
156: I don't think that's the commenter in the picture...
whyme203 15
Dude that sucks. I work in fast food too and know how horrible people can be.
imustbeinsane 2
Seriously, I mean some people should be euthanized. Poor op was just doing his/her job, contributing to society
genesisnirvana 11
They're dipshits.I mean come on who throws hot coffee at someone? They could get injured.
sxe_beast 11
lol @ fast food people "contributing to society"
gunmania0 12
24- pro comment.
andres19 0
Working at a fast food restaurant has caused me to lose faith in humanity
enonymous 8
If they were in a moving vehicle while Doing this I'm pretty impressed the shot went in that little sliding door. If i was going to do this... My fire in the hole would be a few books on how to speak clearly into a microphone
IndiRae 9
24- If McDonalds, or any fast food chain, were to shut down, a lot of people would become upset and hungry. So I don't really see how they aren't contributing. Lol @ ignorant fuckwads.
fadingfaith 4
# 106 they're other healthier options than fast food restaurants. No wondering America is the fattest country.
princessjasmine2_fml 0
109- As of 2011 The USA isn't the fattest nation. I think they actually rank #3.
tobabo101 0
hahahaha yeaahh that title would have to go to Australia .... LOL
rainbowhobos 4
Dear Assholes, Gtfo with your douchebaggotry. Stick to coning. It's harmless and completely painless and might actually plaster a couple smiles on people's faces instead of third degree burns and lost faith in humanity. -.- Sincerely, Future Life-long McDonald's Employee
sparklecherry 4
Better than sitting at home collecting welfare, moron.
Dilwann 27
I work in Belgian fast-food as well. Did the drive through a few times as well. But I never got assaulted in any way... maybe because people have to be 18 to drive. Maybe because we have less morons. I don't know. I'm just glad the worst 'people' I have to deal with are the ones that speak dutch badly.
slitherbomb 0
Wtf is a fire in the hole? Sorry if I don't get your lingo, you ******* hooligan.
unfortunate_13 5
that's assault, i hope you wrote down their license plate.
reallytho3 11
They have camreras
victimization 0
Cameras?
Marcella1016 31
Camaros?
oreobunbun 3
Camels?
rallets 22
comrade?
reallytho3 11
Lol stupid typing
itzNaynay 0
Cannibals ?
elite_stoner 0
cannabis
coolstorybro6969 6
CORNPOPS!
moneybagz131 6
Kameamea wave?
BabbiiLovvee 0
I don't get it... ?
genesisnirvana 11
The customers throw things into the window.OP got hit coffee thrown at them.
genesisnirvana 11
Shit.Wrong comment.
EvilPotato 14
rofl.
NomOnShroomz 14
Babbii, FML is not a place for 8 year olds so can you please do us all a favor and either delete your account or stop saying you don't understand? Thanks.
hazardoussmiles9 22
I didn't understand either, and I am definitely not 8 years old. Ever considered that 'Babbii' might be foreign? I swear, FML is so full of ignoramuses, it's not even normal anymore.
karagarren 8
bitch much 68? I'm 20 and don't know what that meant. but I googled it.:D
celticsfan69 0
I didn't know what it was either and I like what 71 says u bitch
aFatFuck 0
Fire in the hole = Go through a drive thru and order a drink. When they give you the drink you throw it back through the window they handed it to you from - at them and yell "fire in the hole" a lot of YouTube videos on it if you want to see.
Xathanos 16
Guess she wasn't down for the hot, wet and sticky action then..
kcircuses2 4
fire in the hole is when you throw your drink back in the drive thru window at the employee and yell "fire in the hole" and drive away laughing
BabbiiLovvee 0
Ohh. Thats what I was thinking :) hehe thanks! :D
ilovetylerseguin 0
people suck
Vash_41288 10
Yea very much so.
bonerlove 0
Do u suck ;)???
Simpson143 2
Hey! I'm a people! I don't suck. Well, at least not yet. :)
jaysun778 0
Your cute!
jaysun778 0
You are cute!! :)
fatraptorjesus13 9
17 you're so pretty
BjgUsername 12
120 is actually talking to 20
borkchop1992 15
doing a fire in the hole to someone who works in a fast food restaraunt is like kicking a hobo their life sucks enough
727Aaron727 0
Kicking a hobo their life sucks?