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Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22103) - you deserved it (2232)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:18pm - work - by joshua - United States (Texas)

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unspeakable things happen in there...

#1 - On 08/05/2011 at 10:55pm by aFatFuck

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air freshners. lots and lots of air freshners.
i love you.

#2 - On 08/05/2011 at 10:55pm by forkbrother13

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