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Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML


I agree, your life sucks (10033) - you deserved it (53954)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States

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Maybe you should take a shower more often.

#1 - On 07/28/2011 at 10:21am by RebornProblem

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Psh febreze can't help you now. You're going to need to pull out the big guns. Yup I mean soap and water.

#5 - On 07/28/2011 at 10:23am by saIty

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