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Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML
Maybe you should take a shower more often.
Psh febreze can't help you now. You're going to need to pull out the big guns. Yup I mean soap and water.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015