By Champion the wonder horse - 28/07/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML
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RebornProblem 0

Maybe you should take a shower more often.

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saIty 17

Psh febreze can't help you now. You're going to need to pull out the big guns. Yup I mean soap and water.

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rainbow19 0

take a damn shower

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Ugi 26

Hard to imagine this happening without them having a reason to do it....

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Listerinekiss_fml 7

you can't possibly be popular with the ladies if you smell like that it's disgusting

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outspokenDancer 6

don't take it personally... Now go be a big boy and take a bath!

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djdumont 0

thats a compliment in Kansas.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

It's called Soap..

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wazowski77 0

next time be ready go to to the top and deploy your secret parachute wile jumping out the window

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ambowew 7

At least they're putting effort in and joining the goat phase. The least YOU could do is put in some effort to have a shower.

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Fmurray 1

wash ya ass dawg ....Def deserve dat shit

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sematariux 7

I'm not a grammar nazi but... really?

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cheer4ever96 8

it's called taking a shower and putting deodorant on.

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randomlettrrs 8

...and moving out of your horse carcass house, but mainly deoderant.

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