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Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 12:53am - work - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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I HATE bosses that pull that shit on you! They can bail on you or take as many breaks as you want, but you have to make up for every second you miss for whatever reason, even if it means you were in the hospital during that time.

#4 - On 05/07/2009 at 6:13am by Luckster

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reminds me of my old boss.

my old boss was my mother.

#2 - On 05/07/2009 at 6:07am by AeryFairy

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