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Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18026) - you deserved it (5110)

On 07/05/2011 at 1:34am - work - by worksucker - United States (Texas)

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He didn't say anything earlier cause he wanted you to "accidentally" work extra probably without pay.

#2 - On 07/05/2011 at 10:05am by daAce77

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Where do you work? Didnt you notice no one was there?

#8 - On 07/05/2011 at 10:17am by RathaPride02

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