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Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36585) - you deserved it (2975)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)

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no, sounds like you just fired yourself.

#1 - On 06/03/2011 at 1:02pm by folfin

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Show up tomorrow and if he asks why say it's because he hired you.

#18 - On 06/03/2011 at 1:36pm by Freeze

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