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Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

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On 05/27/2011 at 4:45am - work - by colebear - United States

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I read that as hand job application.

#2 - On 05/27/2011 at 9:58am by Frelling

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moral: look before you fondle, children.

also on reflection another important life lesson is the importance of punctuation, highlighted by the placement of the comma in the above sentence.

#11 - On 05/27/2011 at 10:11am by bluegoldfish

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