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Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18437) - you deserved it (5922)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:45am - work - by colebear - United States

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