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Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9960) - you deserved it (54563)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:15pm - work - by Loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I sent my resume by email this year and wrote a bunch of crap in my email about how I pay attention to details. I forgot to attach the resume : /

#5 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:56pm by wantmenot

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aww how silly x]

#1 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:51pm by Roddsy

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