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Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML

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On 05/04/2009 at 4:15pm - work - by Loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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aww how silly x]

#1 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:51pm by Roddsy

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YDI for forgetting

#2 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:52pm by SS60

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This happened to me, except with my email address. I found out I had forgotten it when the employer called me for an interview and asked me what my email address was.

#3 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:53pm by firesail

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No email either?

#4 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:54pm by Ubruntu

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I sent my resume by email this year and wrote a bunch of crap in my email about how I pay attention to details. I forgot to attach the resume : /

#5 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:56pm by wantmenot

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lol Nice one. I had everything on my resume and guess what? still no calls or e-mails. So don't worry :)

#60 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:31am by Ucla_cupcake

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I don't understand how you could forget something like that on a resume. Probably a good thing though. You would have more than likely bombed at an interview anyway.
Just sayin'.

#6 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:01pm by greasy_broad

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I'm sure you feel pretty stupid right now. lol

#7 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:01pm by NoBounceNoPlay

nice one

#8 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:05pm by boxerbaby1

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YDI for being an idiot....come on now...

#9 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:11pm by VegasMade702

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Grade A mOrON

#10 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:14pm by xstaticdelta

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so? you must've put in your email. If not, you fail..

#11 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:19pm by slutmuffin

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epic fail for not including contact info. if i were a manager i wouldn't hire you just for the sole reason of being an idiot.

#12 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:31pm by darthblah

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Ouch, that sucks. :[

#13 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:33pm by FMLwin

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#5- classic. I've done things like that. lol.

#14 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:38pm by justmeagirl

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Daayyyumn that sucks XD

#15 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:45pm by LilKonvicted

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I did the exact same thing! except i didn't notice for months haha =(

#16 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:48pm by shoegal808

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I can see myself doing that...

#18 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:57pm by Jordan10la

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You didn't add any other contact information? Not even e-mail? I'm assuming you didn't, otherwise you would have been contacted and they would have asked for your number. You know unless they didn't want you.

#19 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:03pm by grazynaanka

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Contact information should be the third thing you add. It usually goes like this:

Name(first thing)
Address(second thing)
Contact information(third thing)

Previous jobs(fourth thing)
Accomplishments/hobbies/other(fifth thing)
References(sixth thing)

#20 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:15pm by KyleOkposofan

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yeah not to nitpick but did you forget your email and address like everyone pointed out? If so, ydi, if not fyl

#21 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:34pm by wobbs

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you're a fucking idiot.
faschist communist

#22 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:01pm by jorygirly

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HAHA yeah, I did include my e-mail and address. Most of the places I applied were through e-mail (which should be fine but doesn't set a good first impression since I didn't include the most basic information) and some were at retail stores, where they would least likely contact me via e-mail. Yeah, I felt incredibly smart today, LOL!

#23 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:10pm by pinkberry

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Nothing makes a petty bottom level manager feel better about themselves than finding faults in a resume. It's the business world equivalent of clicking YDI.

#24 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:27pm by I_am_stupid_also

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oh goshh burnnn
but its ok
its not like youre worthless or something man

#25 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:51pm by janeaudghk

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epic fail

#26 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:55pm by laugh_it_off

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thats pretty stupid

#27 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:08pm by critic737

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aw i did the same thing, but i sent incomplete resumes in response to craigslist job wanted ads..so it wasn't a huge deal.

#28 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:14pm by nocomment21

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Aw man, sorry!

#29 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:21pm by Osakhomen

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good one :P

#30 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:35pm by prettygirlsonly

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I did a similar thing...except I was linking the wrong cover letter..instead of linking from my harddrive I was linking one I had on my desktop that was specifically written for a graphic design position for toys r us....so essentially I was telling every other potential employer how great Id fit in at Toys r us...LOL.

#31 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:49pm by CheskaLopez

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hahaha thats ttly something i would do. try try try again!

#32 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:54pm by FatJoke321

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#22: Just shut up while you are ahead.

#33 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:09pm by ohhhhshizzz

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lol wow.....prooreading wat u write is a good idea =).

#34 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:04am by sniperwill0

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Donot worry about it. You can make an impresive one..

#35 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:10am by cactusstar

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Additionally, it's always a smart idea to have someone else proofread your resume - they might catch typos you didn't see. And stuff like that.

But look who's talking - I sent off an application once that started with "hello" because I forgot to double-check.
Got the job though. It was just a student job but I felt like an idiot when they quoted my email, asking me to schedule an interview.

#36 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:14am by no_one

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HAHA owned. Resumes have to be perfect.

#37 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:33am by 24788

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hahahaha but its ok i guess some people do that to....

#38 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:43am by glennabobenna

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HAHA #34 = FAIL.


maybe next time YOU should try "proofreading".

#39 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:55am by ffffffffffffffff

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Yeah, you should DEFINATELY modify your resume.

#40 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:29am by youaresofucked

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i think 5 failed more than you. except its easy to forget to attach. but still.. still..

#41 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:16am by latuka

woooooow. This is a RESUME, you are SUPPOSED to check to make sure it is poerfect BEFORE you print and send them out.

Well, that's 30 workplaces you won't be able to apply to with the updated one seeing as they're just going to remember you as the retard who forgot his phone number. And if you think they won't remember that, you would be surprised what they do remember. They all probably had a good laugh about it with their families at the dinner table, so yeah, they will remember.

#42 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:29am by Nemephosis

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PROOFREAD

#43 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:53pm by FMLFAN1

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That really sucks!

#44 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:18pm by squeaksx24

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Usually you look things like resumes over before handing them out...

#45 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:16pm by jimbo7671

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I did the same, except because i made mine in school i left the school phone number on it :(

#46 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:26pm by _R_O_F_L_

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that should be one of the first things on there lol

#47 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:04pm by RiCAN_CUTiE23

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that should be one of the first things on there lol

#48 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:04pm by RiCAN_CUTiE23

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At least you've noticed it now... just call or e-mail all those people back saying you wanted to follow up, and leave your contact info. That's a perfectly normal thing to do after giving someone your resume, and if you act like nothing weird happened with the resume, they might figure they got a draft copy or some other fluke.
Next time, triple-check anything you give a potential employer. YDI.

#49 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:39pm by gwennykate

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lmfao! wow like the most important thing you need

#50 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:10pm by heeystefi

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lol

#51 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:03pm by Quinnjamin

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I could see that one coming right in the first sentence.

#52 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:56am by Blanadestroyer

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what a foool!!

#53 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:14pm by FMLlolFYL

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OMg thats sucks

#54 - On 05/06/2009 at 9:07pm by Nycninja

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It's ok. It's not like you would have gotten any callbacks anyway. YDI

#55 - On 05/07/2009 at 5:44am by tzecco

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You're only human ;)

#56 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:11pm by Georgia795

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"opened it on word document"? I think you have more problems than just forgetfulness.

#57 - On 05/11/2009 at 4:09pm by flamingspinach

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wow. way to go.

#58 - On 06/02/2009 at 4:07pm by tonia

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wow 

#59 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:57am by JoshuaJosh

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Uh. YDI for not catching that before... And it's not a big deal just send out another with your contact information on it. Not that hard!

#61 - On 07/20/2010 at 6:59pm by Maddie_May_13

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