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By Loser - 04/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML

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By tammylauraine - 29/02/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

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By jobless - 07/02/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML

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By KayIsKiwi99 - 29/08/2016 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML

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By captainfail - 14/07/2009 15:27 - Germany

Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML

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By sam - 26/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, I realized I sent over 2 dozen job applications with my dating profile word doc instead of my resume. FML

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By anonymouschicka - 01/08/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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By Jobless - 13/08/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, my 16 yr old cousin needed help making a job resume so I give him mine to see as an example. He changed my name to his and it got him a job right away. The sad part? I handed my resume out to about 30 places and I am still unemployed. FML

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By jzone32 - 14/10/2009 05:45 - Canada

Today, I had my first job interview in years. While I was waiting for the manager to come out I realized I had forgotten the resume that I had printed out the night before, since he specifically asked me to bring one. FML

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By telefucked - 31/07/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

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wantmenot 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:56

I sent my resume by email this year and wrote a bunch of crap in my email about how I pay attention to details. I forgot to attach the resume : /

Ubruntu 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:54

No email either?

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FatJoke321 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 4:54

hahaha thats ttly something i would do. try try try again!

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 5:09

#22: Just shut up while you are ahead.

sniperwill0 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 6:04

lol wow.....prooreading wat u write is a good idea =).

Victoria125 15

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:28

Pity you didn't do that before posting your comment :)

cactusstar 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 6:10

Donot worry about it. You can make an impresive one..

no_one_fml 3

Tuesday 5 May 2009 6:14

Additionally, it's always a smart idea to have someone else proofread your resume - they might catch typos you didn't see. And stuff like that. But look who's talking - I sent off an application once that started with "hello" because I forgot to double-check. Got the job though. It was just a student job but I felt like an idiot when they quoted my email, asking me to schedule an interview.