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Today, I opened my new clothing store. My only customer was my mom and the only reason she came in was to tell me that someone stole my sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34476) - you deserved it (3130)

On 05/23/2011 at 12:26am - work - by 11lyss1 -

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Buisness will get better. Soon your whole family will come in!

#2 - On 05/23/2011 at 6:03am by SlyTail

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All new businesses start slow, I hope the best for your store. just keep a good attitude and this should work out. people will come and buy stuff if not only to talk with you.

#5 - On 05/23/2011 at 6:07am by robbiboyo

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