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Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:24pm - work - by scruffy (man) - United States (Washington)

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Just to make sure I have this clear, on the day of an important job interview you:
1) overslept
2) didn't shave the night before
3) didn't make sure your razor was charged
4) looked like a dumbass because of 1, 2, and 3.

Does that about sum it up?

#44 - On 05/10/2011 at 6:36pm by DocBastard

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did u think that was gonna end well??

#2 - On 05/10/2011 at 6:13pm by sydmadhurf

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