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Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10754) - you deserved it (23053)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:24pm - work - by scruffy (man) - United States (Washington)

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