Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I managed to shave a single stripe out of the right side of my beard before the trimmer sparked and caught fire. I have a job interview in twenty minutes. FML
Today, I shaved my beard that I wanted to grow for winter, into a goatee for a Skype interview. On the day, the interviewer only used audio. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I rushed to a job interview, but my cat rubbed against me, covering my suit in fur. I grabbed a lint roller, tripped over the cat, and knocked out a front tooth. I showed up sweaty, disheveled, and missing a tooth. I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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kh8975 4
wtf who shaves on a bus YDI
sydmadhurf 6
did u think that was gonna end well??
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Comments (107)
Tyler12108 0
ydi for not shaving that long
juliahockey 0
why would you shave on the bus? that's gross. there are too many pervers on buses. just read all the FMLs about buses.
Tyler12108 0
FIRST!!1!!1!!!1!!
moosemonkey1000 6
ya just imagine someone was
ChickenInMyKitch 4
unless he's applying for something badass, that interview is not gonna end well...
thelastavailable 13
28: Someone waaas..??
abbi96x 0
The half shaven, half hairy look is coming back :D yay! LOL jks, weirdo.
ChickenInMyKitch 4
never mind, i didnt read the "half my face" part
fmlwmty 0
that's so hot I would do you right now
kh8975 4
not to mention that you're moving and have a greater risk at cutting yourself
wisky_fml 5
ass
saaaalt 4
You were Shaving on the bus? That's normal..............
valalvax 13
eh, sorta, when you get a new electric razor for the first month or so it can cut you, least mine did, not really cut cut, but tiny cuts
Jaimegirl 7
Get batteries on the way to the interview? haha
CommonSenseKarma 17
They're internal batteries, I believe, that actually need a charger. I need mine plugged into the wall the whole time, I'm too damn fluffy.
Jaimegirl 7
Ah, I suppose that makes sense, haha!
CommonSenseKarma 17
I mean, look at me, I'm a mess :'(
HubertPL 0
109- :0
imacreeper 3
127, the girl on the right looks like Amy from The Secret Life of An American Teenager. has anyone ever told you/her that before?
HubertPL 0
um nope lol but I'll tell her that haha
naughtia 14
you're an idiot for thinking this was a good idea
kewlstoribro 6
I love to pull down my pants and whip out my electric razor so I can shave my pubes while I put my hand under them so that I can catch the falling hairs to place onto other riders. :D ONE LONG (disturbing) SENTENCE FTW.
PurpleRae420 0
Haha sorry but that's funny why would you shave on a bus? I mean hello YDi for being lazy hope you got the job interview tho
lovely220 0
she really does!
lovely220 0
she really does!
Jimster1712 0
who the **** shaves on the bus? an unhygeinic socially impaired douhebag that is
sydmadhurf 6
did u think that was gonna end well??
kaylanicole1255 1
Why not shave the night before? It also saves you time. YDI
2DMax 11
YDI. First
choirnerd9 0
Haha, fail.
SugaryTears 0
third*
fyl11122233 0
I hate when people say that, they sound like dicks. Especially when they're really not first.. *Dumbass*
catrav77 0
epic fail.
riceicle1 6
Ohh Sirin we need a lil bit of Moderator Magic over here ;)
urdirtyolduncle 15
This sounds like something Peter Griffin would do. "With my razor electric shave in the bus, I'll save time from my dial routines!" Damn it where's TheRealFamilyGuy to say this!?
juliahockey 0
hahahaha. true that :D ^^
iLazy 0
Ye but his jokes just ruin family guy. Even a joke like that he can't produce.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Actually, I think he's pretty funny at times.
MsSoulReaper 27
Wow, simply wow. You should have had a razor blade at hand too.
ceinaworus 0
I use a serrated blade to shave. I don't know why you people are saying "use a razor". what the **** is a razor? sounds like something whiney little princesses would use.
cricketkac 3
WOW you are just iggnorant
ceinaworus 0
shup foo. I give no *****. rate my comments negative. love it or leave it ho.
EatnBeef 7
at least you made laugh:)
ceinaworus 0
ya man. some people are just so sensitive. call them stupid and their ears will bleed. that happened to me once. then my mom got a job!
HubertPL 0
126- you have serious problems dude, you should consider getting some help
cricketkac 3
agreed^
ceinaworus 0
trololololololol. y'all been trolled. the more negative my comment is, the more fuel is in my fire.
KJLD5 0
take a joke prick
KJLD5 0
take a joke prick
ceinaworus 0
167- who are u talking 2?
flighted 1
wow, the dude in your pic is talented. but anyways I guess it saves time but who shaves on a bus?! someone who doesn't care bout what people think.....me gusta.
ceinaworus 0
I am the dood in my pic...
flighted 1
lol well then if that's your leg, you are super talented, gumby
Tsunami87 17
179 - that pic is from a movie, but can't remember the name.. what's a gumby
dbss11 3
doesnt he have, squirrel nun-chucks in hat movie? lol xD
flighted 1
189, I am shocked you've never heard of Gumby. Super old tv show--google it. I have no idea how to describe what Gumby is lol
ceinaworus 0
man, I find it funny how you trol some kids and they are like "let's make all his comments negative". hahahahahahhaha. but seriously, this is actually me, I'm just that good.
ceinaworus 0
yes, yes I do have nun chucks. RATE ME NEGATIVE BITCHEZ
TheAngryKitten 0
cienaworrus, long live the Canadian trolls! trolololololololol lolololololololol, lol, trolololololololol, trololol
MsSoulReaper 27
55 is a horrible troll. He should be ashamed of himself.
kh8975 4
wtf who shaves on a bus YDI
persianjr1 7
The same people who post pictures of half naked men sticking their middle finger up.
persianjr1 7
he, changed his picture. wow. I look like an idiot now.
kh8975 4
don't feel that way I forgot that was my picture and it was bad
cammiixy 4
agree w/t that
drezman 0
totally. ydi
hey_its_kristi 0
And that's why I keep a disposable one nearby. Or since I'm a girl, I wear pants.
xxsarahfxx 6
Squidward.
agaba 0
wtf that makes like no sence at all
ieatcats 0
sense* and yes it does shes referring to instea of shaving her legs she wears pants
spartan522114 0
Girls shave their legs generally, as opposed to their face.
agaba 0
oh i read it wrong
Jojo0607 1
Um I think they're talking bout their face !!
takeapieandrun 9
Who shaves in the bus?
FailBear920 19
Op
Heidyslifesuckss 0
lmfaooooooo thatss whatt i saidd . like wtfff , since when is there electricity outlets on a bus ?
TXjuggalo972 6
op didnt shave in a bus....
_Itz_Meena_ 0
136- lol it doesn't have to be plugged in for it to work.
obviousboy 8
ran out of batteries. things that operate off of batteries don't have to be plugged in.
tjsomethin 9
Wait you're referring to your face? OH!
Awesome_Guy2468 0
??????what??
Sonofa_Snitch 0
lmao!
ArmedcrackerR6 8
idiot
freelove_fml 2
Totally. This is actually a double YDI - learn to wake up on time. Ah well, more jobs for people with IQ > 0.
MyHandIsADolphin 0
Buzzy just didn't do the job this time