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Today, at work my boss told me I have been late, under-productive, and using up a lot of sick days. He says my job is on the line. My reason for barely showing up at work: I've been on maternity leave for 6 weeks. FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 7:41am - work - by Aginsafa (woman) - United States (California)

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You actually can't lose your job for going on maternity leave, go read the job rights poster, as well as any other state and federal laws and/or job policies.

#2 - On 04/25/2011 at 9:53am by ImYourVirus

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at least he can't fire you then, because if he does, than you can sue him for wrongful termination and never have to work again

#4 - On 04/25/2011 at 9:54am by burninnapalm

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