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Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
Maybe he just wants to peel Jessica Simpsons nipples off of her tits and borrow them, it's understandable if he's a nipple model, like myself.
That's funny, because I tell people I do have Tourette's even though I don't just so I can say "nipples" and "blow job" whenever I feel like it. Thanks for your story -- I think I'm going to add "Jessica Simpson" to my repertoire.
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