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Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML


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On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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That's funny, because I tell people I do have Tourette's even though I don't just so I can say "nipples" and "blow job" whenever I feel like it. Thanks for your story -- I think I'm going to add "Jessica Simpson" to my repertoire.

#13 - On 04/20/2011 at 12:53pm by perdix

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Maybe he just wants to peel Jessica Simpsons nipples off of her tits and borrow them, it's understandable if he's a nipple model, like myself.

#3 - On 04/20/2011 at 12:48pm by every1luvsboners

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