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Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
That's funny, because I tell people I do have Tourette's even though I don't just so I can say "nipples" and "blow job" whenever I feel like it. Thanks for your story -- I think I'm going to add "Jessica Simpson" to my repertoire.
Maybe he just wants to peel Jessica Simpsons nipples off of her tits and borrow them, it's understandable if he's a nipple model, like myself.
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Friday 2 October 2015