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Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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After sucking up a half-hour of the time you have left on Earth, did you consider that maybe she's the devil's messenger taking your soul to Hell?

Satan can be very tricky that way.

#10 - On 04/20/2011 at 12:56pm by perdix

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What did you do to make her think that?

#1 - On 04/20/2011 at 12:47pm by Im_An_FML_User

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