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Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27339) - you deserved it (12364)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

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throw them in the trash. don't worry they will escape and find a new kid.

#4 - On 04/20/2011 at 2:19am by mikejunior88

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that's not stupid at all.....just very sad

#1 - On 04/20/2011 at 2:17am by theunwiseone

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