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Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15267) - you deserved it (31545)

On 04/05/2011 at 1:10am - work - by 4themoneh - United States (California)

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Should have waited in the break room, there you could have had a quick snack and a cup of coffee.

#7 - On 04/05/2011 at 6:12am by Showmehowtolive

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Oops:( YDi tho...

#2 - On 04/05/2011 at 6:06am by zelinaaa

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