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Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, so 'there could be someone to answer the phone'. The phone didn't ring once all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23130) - you deserved it (2514)

On 03/21/2011 at 9:03pm - work - by letmeinplease - United Kingdom

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at least when you clocked in it didn't say not scheduled :)

#4 - On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am by awesomer2000

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Don't worry, you'll soon have all the time off you want when your singularly shitty company goes broke and shuts down.

No calls -> no customers
No customers -> no raison d'être

#9 - On 03/22/2011 at 3:35am by perdix

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