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Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML


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On 03/06/2011 at 2:18am - work - by Dx - United States (California)

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If you can't make popcorn, you probably shouldn't baby sit.

#7 - On 03/06/2011 at 10:44am by LadyLane

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you're out of a job, they're out of a microwave.

#3 - On 03/06/2011 at 10:38am by christa953

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