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Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28524) - you deserved it (3152)

On 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by Worstjob (man) - United States (Idaho)

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I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."

#8 - On 03/03/2011 at 2:27am by riggens7522

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at least he decided to welcome you :)

#1 - On 03/03/2011 at 2:20am by sthrr

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