By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 306
You deserved it 4 438

Same thing different taste

Top comments

riggens7522 0

I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."

at least he decided to welcome you :)

Comments

The beginning of your days at work! Oh the joy!

tparis90120 0

looks like someone couldn't make it in college

at least he decided to welcome you :)

would you like to borrow a pooper scooper?

AsianCookie247 14

haha umm, no. that's so disgusting.

ahaha yeah one time i went in the (boys) bathroom at my high school, and there was a girl in there taking a dump in the urinal. i was like WTF

CptLanny10 7

no man, what's nice is whatever motorcycle contraption u have hooked up there! Canadian pride

no man, what's nice is whatever motorcycle contraption u have hooked up there! Canadian pride

probably didn't spend near that long seeing as they're a janitor..

dxcoupeboy 0

that sucks and its nasty I would have hurled myself, lol

HawkFootball 0
ramboman19 8

Actually my friend, that's what I'd call a "shit" move. lmao

riggens7522 0

I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."

mr_miyagi 0

the Phantom Shitter strikes again!

scottovious 0

Kids, as a rule, are morons and can't think about the consequences of their actions.

Actually, yesterday at my highschool, someone took a shit on the floor, picked it up and threw it at the stall wall.-.- So I support the statement that kids are morons.

yeah kids that do that should be shot now before they move on to killing people

8, you'd be surprised... 25, thanks for the completely wrong stereotype.

yeah I bet he's thinking now about the consequences of it not affecting his life whatsoever after he left the bathroom. dumbass comment

******** is definitely the step before homicide. and both are after not washing your hands. deadly...

kameryn25 3

Me too. too be quite honest this is one of those things on my bucket list.

It's not funny! Who made dookie in the urinal!? Look for the unfunny kid named Stan, it was probably his ass. Plus 2 internets if you get the reference.

atomheartm_fml 0

I see what u did there *cough* south park *cough*

CatEyes66 0

Oh, you think it's funny to take a deuce in the urinal. Mmmmm Kay

sexycountrygirl0 0

Hahah totally though of south park right away also.

doofinsmurf 0
Bob_Mooky 9

"How would you feel if someone came into your house, m'kay, and left a big old mud monkey on your mom's face?"

How very thoughtful of him! I'm guessing he signed his name in brown while he was there?