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Today, I was forced to attend a fire safety class, as required by my job. Last year, I completed the fire academy as a volunteer fireman. The class was not only insulting, but wrong in many ways. I got kicked out for pointing them out. I now have to take it again, or be fired. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by peeved (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You'd be fired for not taking a fire safety class.. Seems reasonable.
But no, really, take it higher.

#6 - On 02/18/2011 at 3:02am by Doortje

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Those are things that should be pointed out. if the class is miseducating people then you need to report that to someone.

#2 - On 02/18/2011 at 2:59am by livewire1701

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