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Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to my cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do you guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. FML

I agree, your life sucks (41644) - you deserved it (4290)

On 04/30/2009 at 5:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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