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Today, I called my boss and said "I have been awake since 3am throwing up." He replied with "Great, see you at 9" and hung up. FML


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On 01/19/2011 at 12:31pm - work - by gb739 (man) - United States (New York)

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At 9AM sharp, march into his office and vomit all over his desk. Then see how long he wants you to stay.

#6 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:59pm by DocBastard

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Saying you'd been puking since 3am could imply you'd been out drinking which you would still have to go to work, you should have made it clearer you were sick.

#5 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:59pm by catatonicsleep

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