Today, I called my boss and said "I have been awake since 3am throwing up." He replied with "Great, see you at 9" and hung up. FML

by gb739 / 01/19/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (New York) / Work

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  • At 9AM sharp, march into his office and vomit all over his desk. Then see how long he wants you to stay.

    #6 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:59pm by DocBastard

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  • Saying you'd been puking since 3am could imply you'd been out drinking which you would still have to go to work, you should have made it clearer you were sick.

    #5 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:59pm by catatonicsleep

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