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At 9AM sharp, march into his office and vomit all over his desk. Then see how long he wants you to stay.
Saying you'd been puking since 3am could imply you'd been out drinking which you would still have to go to work, you should have made it clearer you were sick.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015