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Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML

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I'm sorry that happened. I've worked phone customer service before, customers can be so rude sometimes. No wonder you didn't sound cheery! And the only reason he thought you sounded male was because he wasn't listening. You even say your name at the start of the call! How stupid is he? It's all on him, don't take it personally.

#4 - On 01/19/2011 at 1:09pm by purple_sarah88

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Just go home after work, have a nice bath and a glass of wine, and scratch your balls for a while. You'll feel better, I promise.

#11 - On 01/19/2011 at 1:49pm by DocBastard

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