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Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7464) - you deserved it (26906)

On 12/18/2010 at 1:03am - work - by Pouya - United States

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Don't know what I think about this, but if it were my first day as promoted manager, I'd try to impress people as much as possible.

#1 - On 12/18/2010 at 6:09am by ideasrule

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Way to show your dedication, OP. Better luck next time.

#7 - On 12/18/2010 at 6:15am by FFML_314

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