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Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9451) - you deserved it (36924)

On 12/18/2010 at 1:03am - work - by Pouya - United States

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Don't know what I think about this, but if it were my first day as promoted manager, I'd try to impress people as much as possible.

#1 - On 12/18/2010 at 6:09am by ideasrule

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that's why you shouldn't be tardy -___-

#2 - On 12/18/2010 at 6:09am by kellanlvr

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