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Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22267) - you deserved it (5963)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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