Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
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Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
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caseyc 0
The real FML here is that you work at McDonalds. FYL
ForEverShley 0
This made me giggle.
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Javalounge 0
Awkward.... O.o
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
sooo I suppose asking to supersize him would also be out of the question as well...
11colio11 4
So your life is ****** because you accidentally made a sexual innuendo. Who cares what his wife did, you didnt do anything wrong. The only question that remains is: did you fix his sundae?
mamamiaaa_fml 12
well. since she gave you the death stare you should have grabbed his nuts. it's just the right thing to do.
blankaex 0
That's what she said.
hollee 0
I mean, did you stare at his package, smile, and wink when you said it? Then YDI, you *****!!!
iSitt 0
For the wife to be angry at that means she feels threatened. maybe hubby is a cheater or she's not pleasing him.
Pinkgal123 24
Is that a joke 76?
ForEverShley 0
This made me giggle.
danishbagel 3
Yeah... poor choice of words OP.
windergirl6 0
totally :p
Sansa_fml 38
Haha yeah, that's just genius. His wife might not agree but I think it is.
caseyc 0
The real FML here is that you work at McDonalds. FYL
welldeserved 0
HAHAH! Lmfao. So true.
TheGreatNite 0
lol I agree
Mirorbo 26
You have to start somewhere, darling. And in this economy, some may not even have much choice.
abc1231 2
oh come on.. at least she got a job and she's earning her own money..
mamamiaaa_fml 12
yeah at least she's not working the corners. although the money is probably better.
nwkegan 0
You'd know, #50. (Couldn't help myself :P)
josebeto1 6
lol win.
justin1104 0
u r so bitchy. u shouldn't laugh at people's jobs
rileysmileydog 0
Well, fml because you think you are better than fast food workers.
blankaex 0
If no one workes at McDonald's, who'd serve you your daily 31 Big Macs?
KiaMaster 0
this girl accidently asked my boyfriend 'do u want balls with that' and hey, everyone was laughing. I think adding a joke is ok once and awhile. she should have given the nuts to the wife and been like 'here you can have them back, I've had my fun'
AMCProbz 7
Well if she's between 16 and 22 she's doing better than many unemployed adults, so she's good
armandoX113 0
lmaooo
CollegeGirl2010 0
haha that's funny :D
pinkp909 8
hahahahah that's awesome! I wouldn't have given you a death glare, I would have just laughed!
MrsLender_fml 3
seriously, how old is the wife, 10 years old?
Healtopia 0
#30 the question is how mature is she?
miraggg 1
seriously though, the average mcdonalds worker is like 15. the fact that the wife is offended by that is so immature
jenzilla 0
agreed!
loveyouall81 2
wow pink, you loom fabulous. would you like to chat?
dramaa 0
I really lol'd. gj Op!
underguarded 20
No wonder they were getting sundaes. if that's what she's like at McDonalds, imagine her at home.
ShadowluigiXxP 0
U want pubs with that order?
gabygirl97 0
lmfao
Sgt_Minty 0
That's not funny, nor is it gramaticaly correct...
JustKeepBreathin 0
LOL but the wife is kind of overprotective to immediately think of that meaning in stead of what you actually meant.