Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37849) - you deserved it (2905)
On 12/08/2010 at 9:26pm - work - by grossedout (woman) - United States (California)
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Sounds like something from Drag Me To Hell
#1 - On 12/09/2010 at 3:08am by acneegg
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You'm had a panic attack, huh?
#2 - On 12/09/2010 at 3:09am by lafrenchie
+12 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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