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Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)

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you're lucky, if a coworker said that to my dad about me, he'd kick his ass.

and yeah, you totally deserved it for referring to her that way.

#16 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:13pm by greenfairy

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Wow, I hope you know now that referring to women by their body parts isn't ok

#18 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:46pm by HT

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