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Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9439) - you deserved it (36987)

On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)

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"a nice pair of tits" in reference to a woman.

wow. you are one misogynist asshole.

#1 - On 02/26/2009 at 10:17am by anya

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you're lucky, if a coworker said that to my dad about me, he'd kick his ass.

and yeah, you totally deserved it for referring to her that way.

#16 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:13pm by greenfairy

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