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Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (3028)

On 12/01/2010 at 1:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq

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who is stupid enough to clog the toilet! what an idiot!

#2 - On 12/01/2010 at 6:04am by Sadielovesyou

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Look on the bright side, at least you're not out on operations having someone try to shoot you in the head.

If all your war stories are about how boring it was, thank your lucky stars.

#22 - On 12/01/2010 at 6:35am by Zebidee

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