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Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24522) - you deserved it (2347)

On 12/01/2010 at 1:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq

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