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2day I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed mah fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25044) - you deserved it (5442)

On 11/29/2010 at 5:46am - work - by figgy - United States (Massachusetts)

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RIP Finger.

#1 - On 11/29/2010 at 10:07am by Mehness

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Now there's going to be a lot of dumb criminals trying to rob a deli for the slicer so they can cut off their fingerprints as well.

#7 - On 11/29/2010 at 10:20am by malisa916

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