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Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19603) - you deserved it (1628)

On 11/28/2010 at 7:41pm - work - by moshgra -

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At least he didn't slaughter your family and video tape you masturbating to Shane Dawsons "What's your FML" video.

#4 - On 11/29/2010 at 3:12am by FFML_314

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Hey at least you can sleep in tomorrow!

#9 - On 11/29/2010 at 3:31am by Bishop181

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