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Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML

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On 11/21/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by poomaster - United States (California)

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awww. poor u. well think about it this way: @ least u have a job!

#1 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:04am by pwincessa23

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onecutechick I think it was..it was post 4.

I can't believe you said that. maybe she did. she could work for a zoo or a vet..marine life study..or maybe she's in school..oh no ..no I didn't..honey you need to think before you speak don't you..such as..such as..such as..get my point.

I've got news for you people that says $hit like that..you don't have a Fkn clue what your talking about.
this idea of going to school isn't going to get you a great life or hell just a good life out here in the world.I've got a secret for all of you....shhh now listen...it's not fkin true. there's no guarantee..one guarantee there is you be paying for those loans for ever.."but if I go to college I'll have a better chance..more opportunity more..blah blah" if you believe in this. and think this is true. I want you all to start thinking for yourself and stop listening and believing what there selling..if you want to be a doctor, lawyer zoologist..etc; yep going to need to go..then when your done you may relize..$hit I dont want to that..or you may. but don't just go to go. apply yourself ..go and do something your interested in, or think you may want to do with your life, when your done, then maybe you'll be one of the lucky ones that get to pay back your loans..but honey there's nothing know where that's says going school
you will never have to watch a turtle poopoo
I've got tons of friends that went to college. tons that finished high school. and well some that decided to leave and get there GED. you'd be surprised who is really enjoying there life..and doing well..

sorry for the long post..it's just irritating. sorry for any spelling errors, I didn't go school.

ps, your not that Fkn cute. you look like a Fkn barbie doll. go pageant girl go!! one day you'll care about how you act and what you say.. one day you'll be a real person..then maybe..just maybe you may find yourself being a compassionate women. but buy the picture and your comment..I seriously Fkn doubt it!!!

happy holidays!

#37 - On 11/22/2010 at 4:57am by destonerock

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