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Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31599) - you deserved it (2760)

On 11/18/2010 at 7:12am - work - by pukishgirl (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

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way to back it up. FHL

#1 - On 11/18/2010 at 10:16am by ChubEchaser

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In the words of Cleveland Brown "that's nasty:

#6 - On 11/18/2010 at 10:21am by DakotaCat

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