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Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Haha, that sounds like something out of Tom and Jerry. That's gotta suck.
This has already been done dumb fuck. "Today, my parrot was on my shoulder and made a sound that freaked me out. I stepped back startled, and tripped over my dog and hit my head on the stove knocking me out. FML" or something like that. You're not original, you FAIL.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015