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Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37990) - you deserved it (8713)

On 04/27/2009 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Haha, that sounds like something out of Tom and Jerry. That's gotta suck.

#7 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:40am by pat2rome

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This has already been done dumb fuck. "Today, my parrot was on my shoulder and made a sound that freaked me out. I stepped back startled, and tripped over my dog and hit my head on the stove knocking me out. FML" or something like that. You're not original, you FAIL.

#27 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:59pm by asxp10

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