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Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24382) - you deserved it (9347)

On 10/31/2010 at 12:06am - work - by Disappointed - United States (New Jersey)

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that is the most badass kid ever

#3 - On 10/31/2010 at 7:24am by wowthatshorrible

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Are you scrawny? (:
maybe he takes steroids. it happens.

#5 - On 10/31/2010 at 7:25am by Paris01

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