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Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5983) - you deserved it (36274)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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serves you right for trying to con people into thinking you're psychic!

#1 - On 10/27/2010 at 6:06am by Bemajinn

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YDI for being a psychic it's a bullshit profession

#2 - On 10/27/2010 at 6:07am by SeasonedLemur

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