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Today, I realized the benefits at Burger King are better than at my company. I'm an engineer, have three degrees, speak three languages fluently, and work at a multi-billion dollar company. The guy flipping burgers has better health care and more corporate 401k contributions than I do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32149) - you deserved it (3941)

On 10/19/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by engineerdude91 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Maybe you should apply for a job at Burger King then.

#1 - On 10/20/2010 at 3:05am by aktopps

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Are you stupid? The guy at BK brings home MAYBE 17k a year. I worked full time at Walgreens, and yeah, that's my yearly gross income. I actually got a paycheck of about $1000 a month. Full time.

You make, what, 50k at least? That guy at BK would have to have 30k worth of benefits to even equal what you get.

Get over yourself, OP. You worked hard to get where you are, and believe it or not, you're fairly compensated. If it's so bad being in your job, then why not get a job at BK? Yeah, that's what I thought.

#12 - On 10/20/2010 at 3:22am by birds

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