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Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML


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On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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He probably kept his hand in his pocket to conceal his raging boner.

A woman in a position of authority with a low-cut top (missing a button, even!) being extra nice? I'm half a world away and I've got a raging boner!

#9 - On 09/22/2010 at 10:22am by perdix

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Really professional of you for wearing a low cut top.

#6 - On 09/22/2010 at 10:20am by shirogoma

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