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Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML

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On 09/05/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by christiner - Sent from mobile version

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Shoulda smacked a bitch.

#4 - On 09/06/2010 at 3:13am by ZOMBlE

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Wow. To all of the people who are saying "I don't get it", you are stupid. I think that most of these retards are confused because the word perforated was used.

#79 - On 09/06/2010 at 4:01am by MadPercussion

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