Today, I had to go to my 10 year old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face , "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

by helen_ / 04/23/2009 at 11:51am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

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  • That's when you say "Too late and I fucked your mom in high school" and continue with your presentation.

    #4 - On 04/23/2009 at 5:16pm by Jaywin

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  • well the kid already sounds like a douchebag to me lol

    #3 - On 04/23/2009 at 5:16pm by stargirl14

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