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Today, I had to go to my 10 year old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face , "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
That's when you say "Too late and I fucked your mom in high school" and continue with your presentation.
smack the prick with one of your many large spoons
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.