Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

by hobosarea-holes / 08/14/2010 at 7:10pm / United States (New York) / Work

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  • Heads or tails?

    #1 - On 08/15/2010 at 3:15am by Arsonnist

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  • He's a bum! Chase his ass down and steal his shopping cart. There's bound to be something worth while in there.

    #2 - On 08/15/2010 at 3:16am by FFML_314

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