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Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (3355)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:10pm - work - by hobosarea-holes (man) - United States (New York)

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Heads or tails?

#1 - On 08/15/2010 at 3:15am by Arsonnist

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He's a bum! Chase his ass down and steal his shopping cart. There's bound to be something worth while in there.

#2 - On 08/15/2010 at 3:16am by FFML_314

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