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Don't worry. That mugger is going to die of a heroine addiction in 5 years and Satan will have his way with him/her.

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lol u kno ppl, jut cause they posted an fml about it doesnt mean they didnt go to the hospital first. Many fmls are from days weeks or even months ago from when theyre posted

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but op did say it was IN her side which to me sounds like it was inside her meaning he/she was stabbed

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Just because it says "Today," at the beginning doesn't mean it actually HAPPENED that day. The site makes you put that at the beginning.

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34 They said, "felt something in my pocket".. the muggers hand. It does not clarify if the knife punctured skin.

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45, "It turned out to be a knife in my side," That very clearly could be understood as the OP being stabbed.

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86. you would use knife on my side not in my side. Also if op wasn't injured he would have made the interview.

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81, do you have mental issues? he could get another interview. He would go to the hospital with a wound, he wouldn't walk to his office with an open wound. Surely if he showed them something from the hospital they would understand.

Don't worry. That mugger is going to die of a heroine addiction in 5 years and Satan will have his way with him/her.

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I didn't understand that comment at all, but I understand you're trying to say karma is gonna get the mugger?

It's crazy to think a mugger would come up behind someone and to think OP DOESN'T have eyes in the back of his head. WHAT A MORON!

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because it says today doesn't mean it actually happened today. the website just makes you put that on every fml post

Oh wow! Omg, I am so sorry. I hope you're alright and once you're healed, I hope you can find a job. :)

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