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Today, I got a call from the Hollister manager yelling at me for not showing up for work that night. I was never informed I got the job. I missed my first day of work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54196) - you deserved it (3884)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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#6 - On 04/22/2009 at 7:02am by imadonkeymoo

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Haha let me tell you how organized Hollister is. I went in there with a friend to visit a girl who worked there and we both got jobs almost instantly. Seriously. We worked that day and at the end of the day I decided I didn't want to work there so I signed my name as a different friend and this friend took over the job for me. Yes, I worked at Hollister for 6 hours and was able to literally give my job away all without the upper management not giving a shit.

Oh and two employees were caught having sex in the changing rooms on the job and instead of being berated and fired, they were lightly teased. What a well-oiled machine that Hollister is.

#18 - On 04/22/2009 at 9:06am by Jaywin

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