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Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30455) - you deserved it (4354)

On 07/22/2010 at 10:48am - work - by GuardOtto - United States

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awww poor guy! but good job for attempting a rescue!

#1 - On 07/22/2010 at 1:13pm by elizzcbs13

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hey, if he had really been drowning and you did nothing it'd be a whole lot worse.

#12 - On 07/22/2010 at 1:20pm by TheBanjoHero1

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