Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
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Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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FFML_314 11
Is he hot? Wow, that's horrible of me to say.
SS99_fml 20
You should get with him to teach your boyfriend a lesson.
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FFML_314 11
Is he hot? Wow, that's horrible of me to say.
STYLE_E 0
I see a promotion on the way OP!!
StoryOfTheYear 14
6 now knows how to jack jokes from other people :D congradulations I offer my condolences to #4
FFML_314 11
Loren, *congratulations.
kfrizzle2 4
Lol free date! Pretty sweet if you ask me.
StoryOfTheYear 14
My iPod corrected it to that and I was like w/e it prob knows better than me
FMLephant 2
I ain't saying you a gold digga...
rainbowhobos 4
Lol, he's probably bullshitting you OP. He's just in it for the youthful hardcore smexx... since his wife obviously isn't good enough in bed as she used to back in the dayyy.
NailahBabe 0
Hit on Debra! (LIKE A BOSS) And the next step is likely "get rejected."
JohnGraveline 0
I was born in the same
FFML_314 11
Damn, lol! You could have let me have it. I hardly catch mistakes from certain people, it made me feel proud.
JohnGraveline 0
same state as OP. lol
rosemary1990 0
24 I so agree with you. A one night stand would make his day :P
281go 4
This would be the perfect time to ask for a raise.........
aardvarkish 16
1 & 48, I was thinking the same thing!
haleyisawsomee 0
ur bf sounds like an asshole
FFML_314 11
Well aard, you know what they say. "Great minds think alike."
281go 4
nice 57
Giorgio272 2
free food and old man sex. you should be counting your lucky stars instead of bitching some people would be happy ffs.
pvthill 0
if u throw In a ******** u might get a promotion and a company car that will get ur bf bak for hacking ur fb account
hghiPigh 0
ydi for boasting sneakily by trying to pass this off as an fml
aardvarkish 16
63, I think a BJ would also merit a company mug and T-shirt. At least, if I were that boss, I would throw it in.
onelove222 0
lmao your boyfriend is funny
MrWTF_fml 2
your bf don't want you anymore!!!
iownyou777 0
nice 57 hahahahaha cept the married with two kids part...we all know that won't happen....
Kylias 6
I wish you twits would learn the difference between "hacking" and "going to log on to his own only to see that she was already signed in".
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
if things don't work out w/ the boyfriend you have your boss as backup, so don't burn that bridge.
catalystics 2
the boyfriend hacked op's facebook? or did op just forget to log out
spiderman2211 0
YDI for having your boss on fb
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
85/94: Agreed, with the addition "guessed my crappy and obvious password."
Lolpancakes 0
ydi, u had to have done something ur not telling us for him to do something like that
OhWowFYLindeed 0
You two can run away together! <3
whitetyler47 0
lol
AziraLevana 2
29: You were correct. The only way "congradulations" would have been in his dictionary was if someone had added it, because "congratulations" is the correct spelling.
meghaan0 0
agreed w 25! lmao
xBangOut 4
It would be so funny if you get together with your boss and leave your boyfriend, because he didn't give her any choice :D :D Oh boy, poor boyfriend^^
charleycake 0
127 haha
htb2050 11
lol
DjaySkar 14
He will then, Swallow sadness Send some faxes Etc.
SS99_fml 20
You should get with him to teach your boyfriend a lesson.
DarkHelmet 10
I can see a raise and promotion in your future
Paradoxasaurus 0
101, if only everyone had your face! OP deserves it for saying "hacked" when she probably just left herself logged on.
StoryOfTheYear 14
Marry him!
JohnGraveline 0
That's an excelent idea. Bootycall!!!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
20: Marriage and booty calls are mutually exclusive ideas.
aardvarkish 16
101, if only every one had your sense!
jessica980 2
eww
abbyelizabeth 9
How is that ew? For all we know he's a successful man who is romantically involved with a coworker. Unprofessional? Yes. "ew?" Not exactly.
bobys36 0
that sucks
eb0ny 15
Your comment sucks.
shea627 20
that sucks big time cuz it seems kinda like a lose-lose situation. cheat on your boyfriend and go put with your married boss or risk being fired.
padfootA 4
It never said the boss was married...
AliceSaysFYL 0
Tell his wife and dump your boyfriend!
britannie 0
she never said that her boss was married,
Sooniztimmy 0
kinda weird your boss is a friend on facebook. I don't know if id want my boss knowing every detail I put up on facebook
ktbird 0
Totally agree with this one... At least have him on a limited profile so he can't see your posts. For that, YDI.
G_babyyy 0
your boyfriend wins this fml made me lol oh and fyl cause thats gross.
G_babyyy 0
forgot the space between lol and oh. forgive me grammar nazis.
FMLephant 2
I ain't saying you a gold digga...