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Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (8555)

On 06/28/2010 at 10:21pm - work - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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you'll never see yer again so don't worry about it

#2 - On 06/29/2010 at 3:05am by OwNowBrownCow

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+7

I carded everybody, and after 4 years I was the only server that didn't lose their job due to serving under agers. AND, she's out drinking and driving without her drivers license? Fuck her. Even if not your intention, you did the right thing, this isn't an FML, it's more Ftsbwtttrdath (Fuckthestupidbitchwhothinksthattherulesdon'tapplytoher)

#31 - On 06/29/2010 at 3:41am by 0neiros

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