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Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23306) - you deserved it (8115)

On 06/28/2010 at 10:21pm - work - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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