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Today, while going to lunch with my boss, he asked me to check and see if the other lane was clear. When I did, he swerved hard, making me smack my head into the door window. This is apparently his new favorite thing to do. FML


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On 06/27/2010 at 3:43am - work - by Daniel - United States

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At least he didn't swerve so your head ended up in his lap. That would of been awkward. That would bring new meaning to "sucking up to the boss". Or has it always meant that?

#16 - On 06/27/2010 at 10:18am by ArtIsResistance7

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Hahaha!!! That's great! :D

#1 - On 06/27/2010 at 10:05am by HaiToThePeoples

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